A week too twitchy to remember

Where is the day frenando torres will score?
Willl spuds made a spudy comeback at Statforf Lane?
Where is the day pep Goldiola will quit Barza?
Where are the sunderland and WBA weviews?
Why is WOy wosnspirating against us?

all the wansrs:

The day fernado torres will score is the day that Ash Ketchum will win his Pokemon league, and stop seeing his Monferno as a gareth bale model. spurs will not nake a psudy comeback at stratford, beacuse Megatron will buy the referee and order to put reserve players with Strarscream as a captain and destroy Gomes, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, no, unless Optimus Prime fire him and remember he will do this for the earth, Well, i missed the games and, WOY IS A WIAR, WEATING WIVING WUNT, I WATE WOY.

i really sorry for missing those reviews and get back on this blog.