ONLY 5 LINES ABOUT HILLSBOROUGH

Today is the 22nd anniversary of the Hillsborough tragedy, 96 supporters died, loyal fans suffered the pain of remembering how that tragedy changed their lives, and how it affected the english footballl in that time. In that case, life is more important than rivalries, and if we have a laugh about the Munich accident of Man utd long time ago, we must forget the laughs.

In that case this is a column for the tragedy and people who died. YNWA

The diary of Optimus prime ("assistant" of Pep guardiola)

Dear Humans:

Here in barcelona, im starting to feel like a baby sister, i hate when Pep is absent, because i have to take care of this blaugranas babies, First, David villa is wondering how on earth is he not scoring goals, i answered because we play for Messi and not for him, then he cried and went to Liverpool to drink bourbon, God i felt like a Decepticon. Then Maxwell and Dani Alves started to fight each other beacuse they like to, Come on, then, messi said that i lookalike Mazzinger Z, and i said No shit Sherlock, and he felt like a baby, and he CRIED; HE CRIED, for lord sake, he is the best player in the world, and Xavi told me that i am Liam gallagher in robot, for god, then Bojan wanted to prank me, and i told him that Giovanni dps Santos made bettter pranks that him and he started to shout at me, then i split oil on the whole team, LOL, and they started to call Rossell to fire me, WTF?, and i said that it was a joke, then Pep came back and i explained like a brave warrior, he banned me for two match and he told me that i am Wayne Rooney in Robot, then i told him how stupid was his joke, and finnaly Iniesta gave me a Pair of boots saying that it is the beginning of a peaceful era.

And Now we beated Almeria, We will stand like a solid rock in Ukraine, and i´m selecting weapons to kill Megatron and his little idiots of Madrid, now i´m preparing all the food and the traning sessions in punishment for peeing on the players, i felt like Rio Ferdinand.

Well, the night is coming off, be a brave soldierand fight for the earth. i´m off señores.

A week too twitchy to remember

Where is the day frenando torres will score?
Willl spuds made a spudy comeback at Statforf Lane?
Where is the day pep Goldiola will quit Barza?
Where are the sunderland and WBA weviews?
Why is WOy wosnspirating against us?

all the wansrs:

The day fernado torres will score is the day that Ash Ketchum will win his Pokemon league, and stop seeing his Monferno as a gareth bale model. spurs will not nake a psudy comeback at stratford, beacuse Megatron will buy the referee and order to put reserve players with Strarscream as a captain and destroy Gomes, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, no, unless Optimus Prime fire him and remember he will do this for the earth, Well, i missed the games and, WOY IS A WIAR, WEATING WIVING WUNT, I WATE WOY.

i really sorry for missing those reviews and get back on this blog.