Liverpool 2011-2012 Season's review

Carling cup match #1 Exester 1-3 Liverpool

A Comfortable win and a moral-bossting goal For Pony-tail

This wa a must-win game, and King Kenny didnt look complacent for Exester, putting maxi, Flanno, Meireles, Suarez, Hendo, Reina and Adam, Like others.

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The Game was under control of liverpool, despite the attack that Exester made on the wings, but liverpool either, take advantage of Suarez´s movements around the mid-pitch. The bad news begun when Meireles left the pitch after clutching his shoulder. Then the first goal was a Suarez´s shot, after a questionable defence of exester.

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In the second half liverpool was more offensive with Carroll and Suarez, in response of this Maxi Made the second goal and 3 minutes later Carroll scored, this was a "moral boosting" goal for him, he didn't score since his two brace against citeh.

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After the Third goal, liverpool Defended well, and chances were created too, but not concreted,

and in 80th minute, Skrtl made a clumsy challenge in his penalty area, the ref awarded a penalty for Exeter and just for the honours Nardiello scored the penalty, then, in last 10 minutes, Liverpool just managed to get the score sheet on his own.

Conclussion: on his 200th win, Dalglish was serious to put some starters in the eleven, and he was cautious over exester, and this was made in the pitch

MotM: Luis Suarez. He was always running in the pitch, and causing trouble to the exeter defence, he made the first goal and assisted in the second

Liverpool 2011-2012 Season's review

Match #2 Arsenal-Liverpool 0-2

An EPIC WIN at The Emirates

Seein how we hate arshavin and how the Arsenal fans laugh at us, why not defeat them and show all the rivals our power to fight for a place in final four?, and we did it, making less noise and with a little bit of luck we made it, and we have subs who, in case of emergency, they can change the game in a parcial draw in this case.

Liverpool like the last season played in a defence way, and Arsenal with his same traditional pass-goal phylosophy.

Liverpool won with luck and with his subs, Suares, and Meireles, and also, Ping-Pong sent off.

Liverpool 2011-2012 Season's review

Match #1 Liverpool 1-1 sunderland

This is just the beginning

The premier league has started, and Liverpool player his first game, and it was Sunderland, the team was like 2 opposite team in each half, 1st, wonderful, costantly balanced, 2nd, WTF?, so dumb, being in other world. Kieran Richardson was VERY LUCKY to stay on the pitch, and Luis failed the pelanty, i hope he can take better pelanties in next matches.

The Debuts?, Downing was good and quickly, he will assist Andy Carroll in crosses, Henno needs to adapt, he played well, then he dissapeared, Adam, he played well, then he lost the way in 2nd half and dissapeared too.

Luis´s Goal was very lucky,Mignolet was in other world and only moved to right, Larsson (what a goal) was a late signal that the Black Cats were making to win the match, that Sessegnon was very paceful and very dangerous, Wes Brown was the other face of the coin after the last Man united match in anfield he played, solid and smelling Andy Carroll Movements.

John Flanagan was a target of critics after his position which left Larsson scored that goal, LEAVE IT, he´s a younger, we will do better if he learns well, Jose Enrique was very solid, Agger was impressive and Lucas is the player that we need to keep.

Conclusion: Liverpool to play better formations, that 4-3-3 like formation was Doubtful, a 4-5-1, 4-3-1-2, 4-2-3-1, or either formation will give Liverpool the balance of the team. Give Henno and Adam the time for adapt, in the Flanno´s case, he will do good as i said. If Sunderland Plays like this, they will become the dark horse in the premier League without Darrent Bent.

MotM: Stephane Sessegnon: he wrecked Liverpool´s defence with his Pace, lamentably for him, he didn't score, but he will be Sunderland´s fast boy

Jose Mourinho´s notes

Jose M. Pilgrim Vs. The world (and Barcelona)

>AH i hate UEFA, i hate Barcelona, where is my Ipad, i know Platini stole it, i need my arrogane to be happy, shut up Ronaldo, i know how your abs growed, i know you called your abs Wayne, i want to kill Platini. I am Jose M. Pilgrim, i´ll fight for th love of my dreams, ME, I and MYSELF, but now, i want to kill 7 referres to be.. , SHUT UP conciense, i know i am angry and want to kill referees with my arrogance and special effects, and be the best, yes THE BEST, and be the great jose M. Pilgrim, but i can´t wait to kill them, SHUT UP Benzema, i know you are a rapper but why not singing Mourinho is the Best, YES THE BEST.

Jose M. Sylvester, VS. FC Gleecelona

Ah i really hate gleecelona, just for being gleecelona, i want to destoy Pep Schuester and his monkey being singers, ¡oh Gleecelona mes que un choir club¡, ¡Pep Schuester make a club very majestic¡,dear ME, i want to break the legs Rachel Messi, Xavi Finn, Artie Iniesta ,Santana Alves, and Mercedes Keita.

I Jose M. Sylvester, THE BEST Principal in the world, i want to destroy FC Gleecelona, and create a new choir club called JMSrulzDABEST#1.co.uk. and only be the BEST, YES WILL IM THE... , ahut up everyone, im the boss, i want to be THE #1.

Transfer season, Analisys

It is more complicated to buy players in this season? after the stupid failures to sign the likes of Clichy, Wickham, Marveaux, do we have the right players to sign?. Can we trust Comolli and Kenny to offload Meireles and keep the failures that i don´t want to mention?

I know we must trust Kenny, but if we buy only Midfielders, why not seeing other players in other position?

Last season we were on debts, we spent lost of pounds on playes that they only wanted to prove that they´re not idiots, only Meireles, Suarez And Carroll are saved above this players.

In that kase we want to win the tiltle, we need TO SPEND VERY WISELY, we need to see how Henry can Afford to this transfers, lots of Paul Konchesky will be the nightmare of this transfer season.

Only i want to say, is we have no big debts, we need to sign the necessary players, also we HAVE ACADEMY, and KENNY KNOWS THE ACCADEMY, so the solution is in it.

ONLY 5 LINES ABOUT HILLSBOROUGH

Today is the 22nd anniversary of the Hillsborough tragedy, 96 supporters died, loyal fans suffered the pain of remembering how that tragedy changed their lives, and how it affected the english footballl in that time. In that case, life is more important than rivalries, and if we have a laugh about the Munich accident of Man utd long time ago, we must forget the laughs.

In that case this is a column for the tragedy and people who died. YNWA

The diary of Optimus prime ("assistant" of Pep guardiola)

Dear Humans:

Here in barcelona, im starting to feel like a baby sister, i hate when Pep is absent, because i have to take care of this blaugranas babies, First, David villa is wondering how on earth is he not scoring goals, i answered because we play for Messi and not for him, then he cried and went to Liverpool to drink bourbon, God i felt like a Decepticon. Then Maxwell and Dani Alves started to fight each other beacuse they like to, Come on, then, messi said that i lookalike Mazzinger Z, and i said No shit Sherlock, and he felt like a baby, and he CRIED; HE CRIED, for lord sake, he is the best player in the world, and Xavi told me that i am Liam gallagher in robot, for god, then Bojan wanted to prank me, and i told him that Giovanni dps Santos made bettter pranks that him and he started to shout at me, then i split oil on the whole team, LOL, and they started to call Rossell to fire me, WTF?, and i said that it was a joke, then Pep came back and i explained like a brave warrior, he banned me for two match and he told me that i am Wayne Rooney in Robot, then i told him how stupid was his joke, and finnaly Iniesta gave me a Pair of boots saying that it is the beginning of a peaceful era.

And Now we beated Almeria, We will stand like a solid rock in Ukraine, and i´m selecting weapons to kill Megatron and his little idiots of Madrid, now i´m preparing all the food and the traning sessions in punishment for peeing on the players, i felt like Rio Ferdinand.

Well, the night is coming off, be a brave soldierand fight for the earth. i´m off señores.