looking for the "most epic" Champions League ever

Little acts about the 1st KO round (UCL)

- Arsebabies must ask Guus Hiddink why the F*ck they had a clean sheet in Nou Camp with Chelski, elsewhere they must talk with hercules for Nelson Haedo Valdez.

- Jack wilshere is one of the new boys that they can play in any midfield position, even the "sexologist" puts him in a 4-2-3-1 rotation system, he can do tackles. In 3 years if he keeps playing well and insulting every player, he can be the next Gerrard, this one of the reason that liverpool must buy him (LOL).

- Davd Villa is playing well at barza, Why King Kenny dind´t bought him instead of Andy Carrol?, i like Carrol, but Villa is A NET KILLER.

- Perez would be happy that his team finally reached the quarterfinnals, just think a Madrid-spuds, match.

- Chikorita is one of the most efficient killers, of course Macheda is now a stupid italian who loves the chico-salsa song.

- Rafa Benitez is happy for destroyng the team and leading into the Bayer clash, just imagine rafa thinking about donnuts and the Traitor.

- Schalke and shaktar now have a laugh on Arsenal and faboreon, and they can reach semis.

- Inter is now MORE SOLID AND LESS INCOMPETENT, yes, Rafa, YOU HEARD IT.

Well, my conclusion, Manure has a lot of chances of playing schalke, Chelsea will be the firts elliminated team, Arsenal is now the laugh of Europe, Real Madird, CCCFC, Barza, Spuds, and Shaktar, have the chance of qualifying.